1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Here's an easy formula for success, even if you've never written an evil jingle before."


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What are you touching?
Laundry. WOO.


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Teenage jeopardy. Someone just beat me to death with a crowbar, please.


4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
2:30 a.m.


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:30 a.m. Shit.


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The fridge.


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Letting my dogs in. |D


8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
...THINGS.


9. What are you wearing?
Jeans n' a burgundy T-shirt. Go me. [/uninteresting]


11. When did you last laugh?
DURING A SERIES OF INSIDE JOKES INVOLVING ROCKS.


12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Lots of shit A dvd rack, two photos, a painting, a mask, -trails off-


13. Seen anything weird lately?
...Actually, no. Huh.


14. What do you think of this quiz?
I AM TIRED. HELLO, LADY.


15. What is the last film you saw?
Zombielaaaaand.


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Plane tickets for my friends and two weeks at disneyworld. GUYS, I'D MAKE IT HAPPEN.


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I just remembered how to whistle properly.


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
[s]BRING DINOSAURS BACK[/s]


19. Do you like to dance?
Only if I get to wear a ridiculous outfit.


20. George Bush:
Should not be in politics. Lets give him a hug, point him towards the nearest barbecue and forget this ever happened.


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Whattha Phukk


22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Haothe Hell


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'd visit. Living, I dunno. Maybe for a few months.


24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Jesus fucking christ, why the hell are you here? Goddamnit."

I DON'T TAG, FOO'.